The rooms of the hotel are nightmares

Ever since I started working on the Florida holiday site, I suffered repeated nightmares. At night I was tempted by the spirit of hotel rooms.

There was a time when I was traveling a business trip. Fortunately no hotels are jumping. But at night I descend to a remote hotel room at the same time …

I did my daily work and called home to check the kids. It seems I was shouting in my absence. It sounded like Pandemonium was a winner, but Total Bedlam was rumbling. "You know a little bit silent," I said to the phone.

"You're welcome," I heard the man in the next room grunts.

I decided to ignore it. "Come on guys, you can not stop fighting for a moment?"

"I'll show you what the fight is," I heard on the wall. "Geeze," I complained to the phone. "" Hey, I've been enough of you, "the guy screamed at the other side of the wall, and I'm afraid I'm afraid a long time, six foot barrel weight lifting the fist on the wall. I hung up the phone and wondered how thin the walls were, nothing was done No fists There was no broken wall There was not a thick two-meter lift

I decided to go to a stress relief walk As I closed the door,

Fortunately, there was no weight lifting.

I was wondering why she yelled at me while I was trying to discipline children when she called me: "Hey, I called my wife why I had to fuck with me "19659002 Suddenly I knew how thin the walls were. True, I realized that the walls of the hotel are in two thicknesses:

If you are lucky then" lower the volume on your TV! "If you're less fortunate, you get the" Reduce the brightness of your television "walls.

Fortunately, the hotel rooms are perfectly clean. This is true. The sign says. As long as you do not look under the mattress to find the 1977 copy of Businessweek Magazine and theater tickets for The Music Man's 1982 release.

I do not know why they seem like hotels are so immature. All that falls under the bed can be used as a marketing tool. – Stay on Hilltop Hilton and join the mattress's sleep. "If the hotels will not come in, sooner or later the motels will. They can spend any time on a sales pitch. Such as "Color TV" (Ooooooohh.). And the "outdoor pool" (I think the "outdoor" feature is a pleasant touch, right?) And what is the "free parking" (which is really a way of saying "No parking car in your room." )

What's worried about most hotels is what's on the drawers. Have you ever seen that there is always a Bible in the drawer? Why?

When you buy a car, there is no bible in the glove compartment, though the road is where you need prayer.

When he's pressed at the bottom of the Cracker Jack box, he's never a bible.

Even in hospitals where all prayers are left, there is no Bible.

Only in hotels and in the deadline are included as the basic biblical apparatus. why the Bible only? I had plenty of free time to search the Torahs and the Korans in the hotel rooms and never found it. Do Jews and Muslims Do not Stay in Hotels? What do they know about not?

Fortunately, I no longer have to stay in a hotel. I do not have to endure shadowy guys from the guy on the other side of the wall. I do not have to think about reading his shoulders. I'm not worried what she's having dinner and I do not have to listen to her snoring. I can enjoy my own nightmares in peace.

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